so in the french connection job eliot says all the food he makes is his heart
and when parker first starts feeling something it’s after eating eliot’s food
i don’t want to read too much into this but uh
I like to think that Parker takes it with her whenever she can and if she can’t she leaves the TV on for it. She takes Parker 2000 on smaller jobs and they double team the vaults and break all kinds of records(most of them held by Parker).
Anybody else have headcannons for Parker 2000?
headcanon that hardison and parker both use parker 2000 to bug eliot. even when he’s grumpy. especially when he’s grumpy.
Ehehee yes! I can just imagine growly Eliot getting progressively angrier as the other two just giggle like mad and continue to annoy him with it.
WHY IS PARKER 2000 IN THE PIE I JUST MADE—- NO DESSERT FOR ANYONE FOR A MONTH!
THAT DOOR WAS LOCKED! THIS AIN’T A FREE SHOW YOU PERVERTS!
IF YOU GUYS DON’T MAKE IT STOP FOLLOWING ME! I WILL— I WILL— DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE!